Cher

1. Cher opens the show with ""Let Me Entertain You"" and a monologue about being thrilled to be back on TV.2. Elton performs ""Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds""3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) runs into old friend Geraldine Jones (Flip) at their high school class reunion.4. Cher sings ""All In Love Is Fair""5. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the ""brick-omatic"", a device used for smashing everything from watches to photographs.6. ""Trashy Ladies"" -- Cher and Bette camp it up in a medley of songs that were written about trashy ladies with shady pasts, including: ""I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate"", ""Tangerine"", ""Lulu's Back In Town"", ""Put the Blame On Mame"", ""Minnie the Moocher"", ""Rose Of Washington Square"" and ""Sweet Georgia Brown.""7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""What Kind Of Fool Am I?""8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after an evening out with a loser and delivers a monologue about her life as a single.9. Cher and Elt