Cher

1. Cher opens the show with ""By Myself"" and a monologue about being clumsy off-camera.2. Cher sings and tap dances to ""Do a Take"" with Jack and Cloris.3. Cloris recites a Shakespeare-like soliloquy, with simultaneous jive translations by Cher.4. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) takes her car in for its 300,000-mile checkup and gets waited on by ""Chico and the Man's"" Ed Brown (Jack).5. Cher performs a medley of ""I've Got the Music In Me"" and ""Listen To the Music""6. Jack and Cloris appear as man and wife in this blackout on Geritol commercials.7. Cloris plays a wealthy eccentric whose annual dinner parties for former suitors are always unattended, with Jack cast as her butler who must cater to her every whim.8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells about dating a Gemini with a split personality.9. Cher sings ""Am I Blue?""10. Jack sings ""The Man In My Little Girl's Life""11. Cher closes the show.