Cher

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Where You Lead"" and ""How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"", followed by a monologue about her summer vacation.2. ""The Recording Session"" -- A very demanding record producer (Bill) interrupts Cher and The Muppets while they're trying to cut an album.3. Tom Smothers sing ""Smoke Gets In Your Eyes""4. Bill is cast as a hustler of bargain nose jobs, trying to find his way into Cher's dressing room.5. Cher sings ""Send In the Clowns""6. The Smothers Brothers perform ""Yo-Yo Man""7. Cher and the Muppet Sweetums sing ""Something""8. ""The Pain Game"" -- Cher and Tom Smothers portray contestants in a game show where the losers are stiffly penalized.9. ""Shape Up, America"" -- The entire cast takes part in the grand finale, a series of comedy vignettes about physical fitness.10. Cher closes the show.