Moon TV

LNBB- This week's guest is Johnathon Alpert the psychologist from episode 1 who they tell weird stories to like a man getting his testicle ripped off in a Brazilian wax. AJ also reports on the explosion of a sperm bank and Leigh does an infomercial for TFP some polymer that apparently cleans your car. Matai gets his sex scene for the show rejected and Jason gets his 2nd sex scene accepted but Leigh will again be doing his part. At the end Leigh attacks media on rumors he is sleeping with Salma Hayek.Speedo Cops- Scott and Taylor do an elaborate running sequence around New York Jumping from building to building.Then They along with Hernandez go to a tavern where they share work stories. Chief Inspector Reeves joins them but gets drunk and falls backwards. He later apologizes to Scott and Taylor for this.Hamsterman-Colin loses another sale when he tries to loan a customer a cat because that cat is the only one left and then says that a rabbit a customer is interested in is a rapist.Bleep Doctors- Dr Bojanglestells Dr Chavez who just finished doing a class that both of them are too old to do dance classes for young women and tells Dr Chavez to clean the pool instead.